I keep having freakin’ dreams about the iPhone. A couple of days ago, I had a dream where I went to the Apple store to buy an iPhone on June 29th. I asked the employees if they had any more iPhones and they just look at each other and burst out laughing. Walking away crushed, I see Steve Jobs and I follow him. Some how, I steal his iPhone and bring it back home to enjoy.
Last night I had a dream where my family and I were kidnapped and brought to the middle of nowhere in the country side. My family and I escaped out a bathroom window only to meet our captor outside. All of a sudden my dad whips out an iPhone and threatens our captor by using his iPhone to help us find a way back home. The kidnapper laughs and says, “Good luck. There’s no Wi-Fi out here!” Then my dad explains to the kidnapper that he doesn’t need Wi-Fi because he’s going to use AT&T’s EDGE mobile internet service to use Google maps to find a way out.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, IPHONE!